I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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