Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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