Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
