When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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