I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
He passed out mid-signature
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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