this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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