I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I love having hate sex.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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