: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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