There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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