lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Randomize
