my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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