shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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