Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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