If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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