I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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