i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Randomize
