he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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