New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
be right there i have to get my cape
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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