She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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