Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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