The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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