Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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