the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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