Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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