is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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