Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
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