are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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