You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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