walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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