it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
In other news, I just burned my penis
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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