Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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