He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Nicole vs. Life
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
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