I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Randomize