Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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