i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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