It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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