Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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