: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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