Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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