If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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