I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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