I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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