i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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