I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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