Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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