Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
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