It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
My orgasm happened in two different decades
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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