your room smells of hookers.
And success
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
this boner is exhausting
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I don't deserve a penis
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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