Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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