I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
This baby is an asshole
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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