Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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