You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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