3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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