He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
as a side note pls kill me
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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